1 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:57,128 PARIS 1934 2 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:45,046 For the taxi, Richard? 3 00:02:46,573 --> 00:02:48,564 No, I have bills to pay. 4 00:02:49,213 --> 00:02:51,329 At least leave me enough for breakfast. 5 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:54,723 Toddy, you don't think I'm venal. 6 00:02:55,013 --> 00:02:56,332 I would say "unscrupulous". 7 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:58,324 It's money well spent, yours. 8 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:01,168 I'd say they're well spent for both of us. 9 00:03:01,253 --> 00:03:05,451 If our agreement doesn't satisfy you... 10 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,444 In fact, it doesn't satisfy me. 11 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:09,524 But as the immortal poet says: 12 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:12,605 "Love doesn't look with your eyes but through the mind 13 00:03:12,773 --> 00:03:15,333 "Therefore the winged Cupid he is depicted blindfolded" 14 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,446 Have a nice day, Toddy. 15 00:03:21,813 --> 00:03:23,041 I'll do my best. 16 00:04:48,493 --> 00:04:51,610 As you see, Monsieur Labisse, I have a decent voice. 17 00:04:51,693 --> 00:04:54,730 Yes, but I'm looking something more indiscreet. 18 00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:57,845 -I'm sure that with a little practice... -Excuse me. 19 00:04:58,053 --> 00:05:01,841 It's as if a nun were saying who with practice would be a prostitute. 20 00:05:04,093 --> 00:05:06,402 -It has to come naturally. -Right. 21 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:09,690 In some professions practice matters very little, 22 00:05:09,773 --> 00:05:13,129 so take my advice and continue singing Carmen. 23 00:05:13,973 --> 00:05:17,283 I am a light soprano, not a mezzo-soprano. 24 00:05:17,613 --> 00:05:21,526 Whatever it is, Andrè Cassell shouldn't have sent her here. 25 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,525 -He didn't. -He told me he was his agent. 26 00:05:24,813 --> 00:05:26,644 I lied. Thank you. 27 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:30,885 Contrary to what you think, 28 00:05:30,973 --> 00:05:34,602 in some professions practice leads to perfection. 29 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,442 -What the hell was that? -A B flat. 30 00:07:42,693 --> 00:07:45,161 -Mr Director, she's back. -What? 31 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:55,842 Hey! 32 00:08:03,013 --> 00:08:04,332 Miss Grant. 33 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:08,687 He owes me two weeks. 34 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,521 -One moment. -What? 35 00:08:11,853 --> 00:08:15,482 He promised to pay me on Tuesday, then Wednesday, then Thursday. 36 00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:18,411 -What is it? -What? 37 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,328 Spaghetti? 38 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,643 Yes, with meatballs. 39 00:08:29,493 --> 00:08:31,802 I'll sleep with her for a meatball. 40 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,403 -What will he do? -He missed an opportunity. 41 00:08:34,653 --> 00:08:37,531 Don't do it! It won't do her any good. 42 00:08:38,253 --> 00:08:41,962 I have been doing this job for twenty years. I know all the tricks. 43 00:08:42,213 --> 00:08:45,683 Come on, get up! I don't care if he has bubonic plague. 44 00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:46,967 If you can't pay... 45 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:50,682 I will confiscate his personal effects and I will evict her. 46 00:08:50,773 --> 00:08:52,001 What happened? 47 00:08:53,093 --> 00:08:56,768 He made an offer I couldn't refuse and then pretended to faint. 48 00:08:56,853 --> 00:08:59,208 Don't be ridiculous. I've never pretended to faint. 49 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:00,169 Of course not! 50 00:09:00,253 --> 00:09:03,689 -What is he doing? -I help him stand. 51 00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:07,083 -I felt like I was standing. -Maybe she wants to lie down. 52 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:08,765 It's confusing me. 53 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:11,651 We will definitely find a solution for rent. 54 00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:14,732 Whatever you think, I'm not a mean man. 55 00:09:16,253 --> 00:09:18,005 -What is it? -There! 56 00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:19,162 -Where? -Over there! 57 00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:20,481 -That? -A cockroach! 58 00:09:20,573 --> 00:09:21,608 What? 59 00:09:24,453 --> 00:09:27,729 Excuse me! I can't stand cockroaches! 60 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:31,362 -Especially in hotel rooms, right? -Everywhere! 61 00:09:31,693 --> 00:09:35,288 If I forget his debt You won't tell the health office, will you? 62 00:09:35,973 --> 00:09:38,203 I repeat, I will get my money. 63 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:41,603 And in case he thinks about leaving during the night... 64 00:09:42,013 --> 00:09:44,004 Please don't leave me alone! 65 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,409 I know what it is. It's a nightmare. 66 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,563 Toddy started warbling again. 67 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:01,082 Waiter! 68 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,482 How boring. 69 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:30,529 Thank you. You are very kind. 70 00:12:31,453 --> 00:12:33,171 And all different. 71 00:12:34,373 --> 00:12:36,762 I see there are some celebrities here tonight. 72 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:41,610 Miss Simone Kallisto, star of theatre, cinema and circus. 73 00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:45,286 -A bow, dear. -Stick it in that place, chèri. 74 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,852 Speaking of circus, 75 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,245 but you are not Richard Di Nardo, the famous trapeze artist? 76 00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:52,132 Take it easy, Toddy. 77 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,487 You're not funny at all. 78 00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:58,607 So why don't you go to hell? 79 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:01,964 He should be ashamed to carry his sweet old mother... 80 00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:03,691 in such a place! 81 00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:08,924 Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to have a wonderful surprise. 82 00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:15,248 No! Please! 83 00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:01,333 But no one really got hurt. 84 00:14:01,613 --> 00:14:03,763 This is why it will only close for a week. 85 00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:06,413 Do you know how much I will lose in a week? 86 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:10,487 A quarter of what he will lose in a month if there are still problems. 87 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:23,641 You're fired. 88 00:14:26,173 --> 00:14:27,526 I can't afford it. 89 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,491 Can't afford it? And me? What about all this? 90 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:31,608 Ice. 91 00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:35,249 -You could deduct the expenses from my pay. -Get out of here! 92 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,211 -All right. -And don't come back! 93 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:43,406 If you set foot in here again I'll have you thrown out! 94 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,009 Don't make it seem like a threat. 95 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,802 Being kicked out of here is better than being kicked out of a leper colony. 96 00:14:49,893 --> 00:14:51,167 Out! 97 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,732 Something to drink? 98 00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:05,685 May I see a wine list? 99 00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:09,527 We have a 1934 white and a 1934 red. 100 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:14,087 Last week we had a rosé, but we are using it for salad. 101 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:17,210 -Which one do you recommend? -Red costs six cents less. 102 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:18,726 I'll take the white. 103 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,444 I bet she's a Rockefeller. 104 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,202 Is something wrong? 105 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,966 -I thought he had a dog. -A dog? 106 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:07,126 I was only gone for five minutes, I thought they helped her eat. 107 00:16:07,213 --> 00:16:08,532 It was excellent. 108 00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:11,164 -Do you want a salad? -Later. 109 00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:12,083 Later. 110 00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,368 The chicken was great, I would like to try the pork. 111 00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:15,886 -Well. -Does it take long? 112 00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,406 Half an hour. 113 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,492 -And the beef bourguignon? -That's ready. 114 00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:23,292 I'll have that and then the salad. 115 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:26,651 You get two salads, of course. 116 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,850 -Can you put them both on one plate? -It's possible. 117 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,002 Gorgeous. 118 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,892 Excellent wine. 119 00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:40,012 Maybe he'll want to choose his two desserts. 120 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,848 The apple flan and the Jacques cup they might go well together. 121 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,806 A small coffee. 122 00:16:52,653 --> 00:16:56,646 Good evening. I had the pleasure to hear her sing this afternoon. 123 00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:00,125 He's wrong. It's two weeks that I don't sing. 124 00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,410 His audition at Chez Lui. 125 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:06,964 That wasn't singing and I wouldn't call it an audition. 126 00:17:07,213 --> 00:17:09,568 -I used to work there. -My condolences. 127 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,371 I hope I didn't disturb you. 128 00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:13,887 I wanted to tell her that she has a lovely voice... 129 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:16,407 and that I'm sorry not being able to offer her dinner. 130 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,562 Thank you. 131 00:17:17,893 --> 00:17:20,965 -Excuse me, monsieur. -Thank you. 132 00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:23,123 Could I have some cutlery, please? 133 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:24,362 Excuse me. 134 00:17:24,573 --> 00:17:27,167 Because she's sorry can't buy me dinner? 135 00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,685 -Casse. -Are you green? 136 00:17:30,613 --> 00:17:34,288 My name is Carroll Todd. Toddy for friends. 137 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:36,572 Victoria Grant. 138 00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:42,332 -I hope to see you again in better times. -Don't you want to sit down? Please. 139 00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:47,006 Have dinner with me. 140 00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:51,128 Thank you. 141 00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:59,045 It's very strange, you know? 142 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:02,011 I thought about the club that she was at the end of her strength. 143 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:03,412 I was. I am. 144 00:18:05,093 --> 00:18:08,210 This is the first decent meal in four days. 145 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,971 And he can't pay for it. 146 00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:11,842 Cassee. 147 00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:15,202 And she wants you to have dinner with her. 148 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:19,164 I want him to have the best dinner I've ever done. 149 00:18:19,373 --> 00:18:20,362 Actually, two. 150 00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:23,809 I started with the roast chicken and I moved on to beef bourguignon. 151 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:27,408 -Who knows what I might end up with. -I would say 30 days in the fridge. 152 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:32,451 If all goes well, I will leave here poor but satisfied. 153 00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:36,931 I have a bug in my purse. 154 00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:40,002 At the right time it will end up in my salad. 155 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:42,732 -It will never work. -An insect in the salad? 156 00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:46,727 In such a place, it would be an event if there wasn't an insect inside. 157 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:51,092 -And a cockroach? -Cockroach? 158 00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,366 Bigger than his thumb. 159 00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:56,648 -Hate! -Waiter? 160 00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:59,248 Try the chicken. I recommend it to him. 161 00:19:01,613 --> 00:19:03,922 The beef is a little tough. 162 00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:06,891 Maybe eating like this his jaws are getting tired. 163 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:10,170 Speaking of tired jaws, give yours some rest... 164 00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:12,130 and bring me the wine list. 165 00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:14,529 -They only have this. -This? 166 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:18,770 Last time I saw one like that they killed the horse. 167 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,127 Is there a limit to luck? 168 00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:23,967 In just one evening a Rockefeller and a Groucho Marx. 169 00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:26,804 It wasn't a real horse, 170 00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:28,884 but a costume worn by two waiters. 171 00:19:28,973 --> 00:19:32,932 I will think of a suitable answer while I get her the roast chicken. 172 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,727 Wise is he who knows when to throw in the towel. 173 00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:39,328 And anyone who gives advice to an idiot is an idiot. 174 00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:55,051 I seasoned it myself with the last drops of rosé. 175 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:58,928 -I bet it's delicious. -I wouldn't bet on it. Try it. 176 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,652 Waiting to digest the beef a bit. 177 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:04,610 -You shouldn't eat it. -I want to eat it. 178 00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:06,570 He'll be the first to know. 179 00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:14,452 -I'd better go now. -I want to give her my support. 180 00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:17,923 Very nice, but it's my cockroach in my purse... 181 00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:20,569 and I have to put it in my salad. 182 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,726 I'll gladly take it. You can pass me your purse from under the table. 183 00:20:24,813 --> 00:20:28,886 He hates roaches as much as I do. What if I succeed and she passes out? 184 00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:32,723 -I might wake up in prison. -Can't I convince her to leave? 185 00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:34,246 He doesn't have the time. 186 00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:39,086 Now make sure it doesn't slip out. 187 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,841 -Is anyone watching? -No. 188 00:20:49,973 --> 00:20:52,692 -I don't see it. -How is the salad? 189 00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:54,485 -Have you tried it? -No. 190 00:20:54,573 --> 00:20:58,566 -I was about to. -We would like another bottle of wine. 191 00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,525 We would like to try the red. 192 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:08,608 A cockroach! 193 00:21:08,693 --> 00:21:11,082 -A cockroach? -In my salad! 194 00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:13,323 -I can't believe it! -I don't believe it. 195 00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:16,564 -Do you doubt the lady's honesty? -You doubt my salad. 196 00:21:16,653 --> 00:21:20,805 No. I'm sure it's not his fault if there is a cockroach in the salad. 197 00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:23,691 -It is not and is not there. -I demand to see the director. 198 00:21:23,773 --> 00:21:24,762 Tell me. 199 00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:28,482 -The lady found a cockroach. -I understand. 200 00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:31,884 -What are you going to do? -I'll apologize. 201 00:21:32,173 --> 00:21:35,609 Ma'am, I'm sorry you found it a cockroach in the salad. 202 00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:39,288 I assure you that in five years where I managed the place... 203 00:21:39,373 --> 00:21:43,082 there were only two other cases where customers complained about... 204 00:21:43,173 --> 00:21:46,290 -having found insects in food. -See? It's already happened. 205 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:50,286 It turned out either way that customers actually... 206 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:55,049 they had put insects in the food hoping to blackmail the restaurant... 207 00:21:55,253 --> 00:21:58,006 thus avoiding paying the bill. 208 00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:00,564 You're not implying that... 209 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,848 That the lady Are you trying to do the same thing? 210 00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,845 Of course not. As restaurant manager... 211 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:10,165 I hope Madame will accept my apologies for any inconvenience caused to you. 212 00:22:10,253 --> 00:22:12,562 Thank you. Madame accepts them. 213 00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:16,202 Well, I did my part. 214 00:22:16,693 --> 00:22:19,207 -What do you intend to do? -I? 215 00:22:19,373 --> 00:22:22,285 -His account is still there. -My account? 216 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,529 There were no roaches in his salad. 217 00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:27,366 No, I invited this man to have dinner with me. 218 00:22:27,453 --> 00:22:28,488 I understand. 219 00:22:28,693 --> 00:22:32,083 I must deduce that being the gentleman his guest... 220 00:22:32,173 --> 00:22:35,529 she thinks she doesn't have to pay not even for his dinner? 221 00:22:35,613 --> 00:22:39,322 Given the circumstances, is the only logical conclusion. 222 00:22:39,413 --> 00:22:40,050 Yes. 223 00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:44,649 I'll tell you what I think it is the only possible conclusion: 224 00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:48,362 or one of you pays... 225 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,172 This way! 226 00:23:10,053 --> 00:23:11,042 What? 227 00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:16,931 I was the first soprano of the Bath Touring Light Opera Company. 228 00:23:17,013 --> 00:23:20,164 -You're fit to be a soprano. -Because I have three brothers. 229 00:23:20,253 --> 00:23:23,450 I know what it means. I grew up with two older sisters. 230 00:23:24,173 --> 00:23:25,765 -Health. -Thank you. 231 00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:29,123 I think I've caught a cold. 232 00:23:31,853 --> 00:23:34,447 -Do you have any baking soda? -On the top shelf. 233 00:23:35,653 --> 00:23:37,644 I have terrible heartburn. 234 00:23:40,733 --> 00:23:44,009 -Can I ask you a question? -Do you want to know if I'm homosexual? 235 00:23:44,093 --> 00:23:47,927 No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac. 236 00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:51,092 Not necessarily. 237 00:23:57,133 --> 00:23:58,851 My husband was. 238 00:23:59,213 --> 00:24:01,727 On the day of the wedding he got herpes. 239 00:24:01,813 --> 00:24:04,646 The one from the divorce, his ulcer perforated. 240 00:24:07,293 --> 00:24:10,968 -How long have you been homosexual? -How long have you been a soprano? 241 00:24:11,573 --> 00:24:13,052 From the age of 12. 242 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,484 I blossomed later. 243 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:21,445 What happened to Bath Touring Light Opera Company? 244 00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:27,651 I guess you could say Lou Cassava he cut the rope with the box. 245 00:24:28,573 --> 00:24:29,926 Lou Cassava? 246 00:24:30,293 --> 00:24:33,444 -Our manager. Sam convinced him. -Sam? 247 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,166 My ex-husband. 248 00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:38,407 Hate. 249 00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:40,202 You know, 250 00:24:41,253 --> 00:24:43,813 you should stay in bed and drink a lot. 251 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,403 Good advice for a camel. 252 00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:49,846 -Can someone look after you? -It's just a cold. 253 00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:52,845 A cold today it could be pneumonia tomorrow. 254 00:24:53,253 --> 00:24:56,802 Are you sure your husband was hypochondriac before you got married? 255 00:24:57,053 --> 00:25:00,602 -You think I'm an alarmist. -Just by the way you talk. 256 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:03,443 I have enough experience to know... 257 00:25:03,533 --> 00:25:06,764 than when it comes to health taking risks doesn't pay. 258 00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,332 Then don't worry. 259 00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:11,052 Aside from sax lessons and the subway, 260 00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:13,089 I never pay anything. 261 00:25:17,253 --> 00:25:19,403 -Do you know what I'll do? -What? 262 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:24,569 I'll see if my clothes are dry and I'll try to sneak into my hotel. 263 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,124 What if I wake up with pneumonia? 264 00:25:27,213 --> 00:25:31,047 I'll drop by in the morning to see how you are. 265 00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:34,088 I might have a relapse in the middle of the night. 266 00:25:34,173 --> 00:25:36,004 -Impossible. -Why? 267 00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:39,085 Because half the night It's been two hours. 268 00:25:50,493 --> 00:25:52,643 Hate! 269 00:25:52,853 --> 00:25:53,729 What? 270 00:25:57,533 --> 00:26:00,127 They guaranteed me that would not shrink. 271 00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:02,249 My best dress. 272 00:26:02,573 --> 00:26:04,325 -Look. -We see. 273 00:26:05,973 --> 00:26:07,452 There is no hem to unstitch. 274 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:10,764 -I can't go out like this. -And the coat? 275 00:26:19,693 --> 00:26:21,251 What will I do? 276 00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:23,892 You will sell matches. 277 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:29,487 Poor thing. 278 00:26:35,453 --> 00:26:39,492 I am sorry. It was a very bad day. 279 00:26:40,493 --> 00:26:45,044 Sometimes I would have given my soul to cry like this. 280 00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:47,371 I hate it. 281 00:26:48,013 --> 00:26:50,402 You wouldn't hate it if you couldn't do it anymore. 282 00:26:50,493 --> 00:26:51,528 Well, 283 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:57,364 I'll go there tomorrow to get your clothes. 284 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:01,212 -They won't let you. -Yes, if I settle your account. 285 00:27:01,293 --> 00:27:02,362 You can't do it. 286 00:27:02,453 --> 00:27:05,684 Why not? It's an emergency. I saved a few francs. 287 00:27:05,773 --> 00:27:06,683 Here. 288 00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:09,804 -Do you know what they say? -As? 289 00:27:10,973 --> 00:27:13,441 "Do not borrow, nor lend." 290 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:17,806 -"Loans are lost together with friends." -Right. 291 00:27:18,093 --> 00:27:21,210 You wanted to compromise your virtue for a meatball. 292 00:27:22,493 --> 00:27:26,406 At that moment I was beside myself. At least it was an exchange. 293 00:27:26,693 --> 00:27:29,730 Right. Let's make a deal. 294 00:27:30,573 --> 00:27:32,564 You will pay me weekly interest... 295 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,247 equal to the price of a meatball. 296 00:27:36,093 --> 00:27:37,162 Damnation. 297 00:27:38,053 --> 00:27:42,205 -Toddy, you are sweet and generous. -Exhausted. 298 00:27:42,413 --> 00:27:44,290 How will I repay you? 299 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:48,242 We'll think about it tomorrow. For now, I give the orders. 300 00:27:48,893 --> 00:27:51,771 Put on your pajamas and come to bed. 301 00:27:51,853 --> 00:27:53,923 -There? -You can also stay on the sofa, 302 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:58,012 but I promise you this is much more comfortable and much safer. 303 00:28:06,173 --> 00:28:07,242 Hate! 304 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:12,246 There is nothing more unseemly of an old fagot with a cold. 305 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,646 I won't be long. 306 00:28:29,893 --> 00:28:32,361 I hate being treated like a helpless invalid. 307 00:28:32,453 --> 00:28:34,762 Do you want to shut up? 308 00:28:35,573 --> 00:28:37,723 I cash the check, pay the hotel... 309 00:28:37,813 --> 00:28:41,488 -and I'll be back in time to prepare lunch. -I can do it myself. 310 00:28:41,573 --> 00:28:43,291 Not with a fever. 311 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:46,248 Why are you sure he has a fever? 312 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:50,728 -Because you're hot. -I'm a fiery guy. 313 00:28:51,573 --> 00:28:54,690 For being so naturally hot you should be a Saint Bernard. 314 00:28:54,773 --> 00:28:57,048 These clothes are more flattering on you than to Richard. 315 00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:59,522 But without it, he's obviously better off. 316 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,490 You are right. You don't have a fever. 317 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,724 You really don't have the temperature. Leave it there. 318 00:29:05,773 --> 00:29:08,048 -Does Richard have a hat? -In the closet. 319 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,130 -Toddy? -Richard. 320 00:29:20,173 --> 00:29:22,641 Good morning, Richard. You look like a raccoon. 321 00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:24,212 I came for my things. 322 00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:26,602 I thought you wanted to give me back what you owe me. 323 00:29:26,693 --> 00:29:30,527 I don't owe you anything, Pathetic old fagot. 324 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:36,522 Bastard! 325 00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:38,408 Standing! 326 00:29:39,173 --> 00:29:40,606 And you go back to bed! 327 00:29:41,533 --> 00:29:43,603 -Who did it? -And... 328 00:29:43,693 --> 00:29:47,845 next time try it with someone of your size. 329 00:29:49,693 --> 00:29:52,161 -And don't come back! -Well. 330 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:09,642 Hate! 331 00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:10,961 What happened? 332 00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:15,604 There was one who wore my clothes. I think he broke my nose. 333 00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:18,049 Toddy! You're delusional. 334 00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:19,168 -Lower your voice. -Toddy! 335 00:30:19,253 --> 00:30:20,402 -Lower. -Toddy. 336 00:30:20,493 --> 00:30:22,802 -Caruso, not Saljapin. -If you don't go back to bed... 337 00:30:22,893 --> 00:30:25,771 When you're angry it lowers naturally. Get angry. 338 00:30:25,853 --> 00:30:27,809 -What an inspiration! -I'll call a doctor! 339 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:29,531 -Victoria, it will work. -No. 340 00:30:29,613 --> 00:30:32,491 If you listen to me and do as I say in six weeks you will be... 341 00:30:32,573 --> 00:30:34,962 the celebrity of Paris and we will both be rich. 342 00:30:35,053 --> 00:30:36,771 -Of course. -Very, very rich! 343 00:30:36,853 --> 00:30:38,002 -My God! -Thinks. 344 00:30:38,093 --> 00:30:41,688 Enough of the Bath Light Opera Company. Enough with Mikado and sleazy tenors. 345 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,923 -Yes, but... -Caviar instead of meatballs! 346 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:46,481 -Where are you going? -To get the scissors! 347 00:30:46,733 --> 00:30:48,644 People believe what they see. 348 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:53,091 Today Andrè Cassell will meet the greatest transvestite in Europe. 349 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,927 Andrè Cassell is the major impresario of Paris. 350 00:30:56,013 --> 00:30:57,765 If I'm big why doesn't he know me? 351 00:30:57,853 --> 00:31:00,572 You are the best, but you are only known in Poland. 352 00:31:00,653 --> 00:31:03,292 -Poland? -You are Count Grazinski, a Polish nobleman. 353 00:31:03,373 --> 00:31:04,965 You only speak a little English. 354 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:07,613 Your parents disinherited you because you are gay. 355 00:31:07,693 --> 00:31:08,250 Wait! 356 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,972 We fell in love in Warsaw and I took you with me. 357 00:31:11,053 --> 00:31:12,406 -One moment! -What's wrong? 358 00:31:12,493 --> 00:31:14,370 "What's wrong?" What's wrong? 359 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,365 A she pretends to be a he pretending to be a she? 360 00:31:17,453 --> 00:31:19,284 -Ridiculous. -Absurd. 361 00:31:19,373 --> 00:31:21,364 So absurd that no one will believe it. 362 00:31:21,453 --> 00:31:25,082 -Do you expect them to believe that the count... -Grazinski. 363 00:31:25,173 --> 00:31:29,405 ...is a gay, transvestite, Polish. 364 00:31:29,653 --> 00:31:32,326 Honey, they just have to believe that you are a man. 365 00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:35,282 To convince the public... 366 00:31:35,373 --> 00:31:37,933 the magician creates a plausible diversion. 367 00:31:38,213 --> 00:31:42,411 -Count Grazinski is our diversion. -But no public is that gullible. 368 00:31:42,493 --> 00:31:44,324 -They'll realize it's fake. -Right. 369 00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:47,723 -What? -They will understand that he is fake. 370 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:51,082 Toddy, I don't know how to act like a man. 371 00:31:51,173 --> 00:31:53,687 Contrary to clichés on the topic, 372 00:31:53,773 --> 00:31:56,162 not all men they behave the same way. 373 00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:58,289 That is, differently from women. 374 00:31:58,373 --> 00:32:02,651 I know at least a dozen men who behave like women... 375 00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:04,086 and vice versa. 376 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:06,846 But there are typically masculine things. 377 00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:08,161 Name one. 378 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,771 Pee standing up. 379 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:14,005 No rules say that men cannot sit. 380 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,442 -Men have Adam's apples. -Women too. 381 00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:18,410 -Name one. -Nana Lanoux. 382 00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:19,602 -Who? -Taxi! 383 00:32:19,693 --> 00:32:22,491 -Who is Nana Lanoux? -The last one I slept with. 384 00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:23,722 When did it happen? 385 00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:26,885 The evening before deciding that I would become homosexual. 386 00:32:26,973 --> 00:32:29,441 -Very elegant. -I can't wear it all the time. 387 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,842 Why not? You could start a trend. 388 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:36,489 -Was his Adam's apple large? -Like a coconut. 389 00:32:51,373 --> 00:32:52,567 Good morning. 390 00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:56,050 You could tell Mr. Cassell what's up Carroll Todd? 391 00:32:56,173 --> 00:32:57,128 Why? 392 00:32:58,373 --> 00:32:59,328 Why? 393 00:32:59,533 --> 00:33:02,093 If you don't have an appointment with Mr. Cassell... 394 00:33:02,173 --> 00:33:04,323 Why should I tell him she's here? 395 00:33:04,813 --> 00:33:07,407 Because we are good friends. 396 00:33:07,493 --> 00:33:10,246 If he tells him I'm here he'll want to see me. 397 00:33:10,973 --> 00:33:12,770 It's not very complicated, right? 398 00:33:12,853 --> 00:33:16,562 Since he's a good friend, I'm surprised who doesn't know that every Wednesday... 399 00:33:16,653 --> 00:33:20,965 Mr. Cassell has a barber at this time and sees no one, 400 00:33:21,253 --> 00:33:23,403 not even his best friends. 401 00:33:23,693 --> 00:33:24,808 We'll wait. 402 00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:28,808 -You're wasting your time. -No. She's the one who's wasting it. 403 00:33:42,733 --> 00:33:43,927 Mr. Cassell? 404 00:33:44,013 --> 00:33:45,651 No, Miss Selma. 405 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:49,450 -I mean, I'd like to see Mr. Cassell. -No. 406 00:33:50,453 --> 00:33:53,604 I'm Leclou, the best tightrope walker in the world. 407 00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:58,445 On Wednesdays Mr. Cassell sees only Giannini, the best barber in the world. 408 00:33:59,253 --> 00:34:00,481 Very good. 409 00:34:08,853 --> 00:34:13,483 If Mr. Cassell can't see me then I will perform... 410 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,128 for her. 411 00:34:27,093 --> 00:34:30,403 What is he doing? Come down! Do you want to come down, yes or no? 412 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:33,121 Get off that table! 413 00:34:35,933 --> 00:34:38,003 -Hi, Andrè. -Toddy? What the heck... 414 00:34:38,093 --> 00:34:41,642 Andrè, it's very important that you know Count Victor Grazinski. 415 00:34:41,733 --> 00:34:44,611 -Who is Count Victor Grazinski? -You're joking. 416 00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:47,008 He is the best transvestite in Europe. 417 00:34:47,093 --> 00:34:48,242 Never heard of it. 418 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,528 Modestly, if I don't know me... 419 00:34:50,613 --> 00:34:52,490 it can't be the best in Europe. 420 00:34:52,573 --> 00:34:55,167 -Conte, would you like to prove it to him? -Certainly. 421 00:35:01,773 --> 00:35:03,047 What the heck? 422 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:16,329 Conte, with his voice and my contacts... 423 00:35:16,413 --> 00:35:19,371 you will become rich and I will become even richer. 424 00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:21,842 Here's to a long and fruitful collaboration. 425 00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:29,410 When can it start? 426 00:35:29,813 --> 00:35:30,723 Where? 427 00:35:31,533 --> 00:35:33,012 -Here. -Here? 428 00:35:35,373 --> 00:35:36,442 Here? 429 00:35:36,653 --> 00:35:38,450 -In six weeks. -Optimal. 430 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:43,809 Here. 431 00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:23,289 -Try a tone below. -All right. 432 00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:27,932 No, try a third. 433 00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:29,082 A third? 434 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:31,728 All right. 435 00:36:35,213 --> 00:36:38,523 Perfect. It's quite low to seem a bit masculine. 436 00:36:38,693 --> 00:36:43,050 When you dance remember, broad movements, uses your shoulders a lot. 437 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:46,053 Remember that you are a transvestite! 438 00:36:59,853 --> 00:37:02,128 -It's fantastic. -It's fake. 439 00:37:02,213 --> 00:37:05,330 -What do you mean? -If it's a Polish count, I'm Garbo. 440 00:37:05,413 --> 00:37:08,928 Well, Greta, whatever it is, I think it's divine. 441 00:37:23,253 --> 00:37:26,086 -I'll never make it! -Listen to me. 442 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:29,166 From the beginning there were two main obstacles. 443 00:37:29,253 --> 00:37:29,924 My breasts. 444 00:37:30,013 --> 00:37:31,605 Convince everyone that you are a man. 445 00:37:31,693 --> 00:37:34,287 -We did it. -It was very uncomfortable. 446 00:37:34,373 --> 00:37:36,443 -What? -Bandage my breasts. 447 00:37:36,533 --> 00:37:39,923 You just have to go out there and show what a great artist you are... 448 00:37:40,013 --> 00:37:42,686 and for the next twenty years you will be a star. 449 00:37:42,773 --> 00:37:45,606 If I have to bind my breasts for the next twenty years... 450 00:37:45,693 --> 00:37:48,366 it will end up looking like an empty bag. 451 00:37:48,653 --> 00:37:50,086 -Cheer up. -And then? 452 00:37:50,173 --> 00:37:53,802 -Get up. -Pull up, get up and vomit. 453 00:37:53,893 --> 00:37:56,088 You won't feel bad. 454 00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:57,852 Not if I pass out first. 455 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,052 We had a full house. 456 00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:04,727 I sent 300 invitations and they all came, 457 00:38:04,813 --> 00:38:07,611 -except King Marchand. -Who is King Marchand? 458 00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:09,251 Among other things, 459 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,483 the biggest club owner of Chicago. 460 00:38:11,573 --> 00:38:12,562 And the other things? 461 00:38:12,653 --> 00:38:14,848 It's not worth talking about if you want to stay alive. 462 00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:10,648 Ladies and gentlemen! 463 00:39:10,733 --> 00:39:14,282 We are proud to present the one and only Victoria! 464 00:42:05,853 --> 00:42:07,332 She's fabulous. 465 00:43:11,253 --> 00:43:12,766 Good! 466 00:43:16,813 --> 00:43:18,326 Bravo! 467 00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:19,568 Good! 468 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,128 Now look. 469 00:44:13,293 --> 00:44:14,726 He's a man. 470 00:45:08,293 --> 00:45:11,524 Excuse me. Come on, darling. 471 00:45:15,733 --> 00:45:19,009 I'm hoping six or eight weeks. 472 00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:24,121 -Greetings. -Greetings. 473 00:45:25,213 --> 00:45:26,771 I'm Norma Cassady. 474 00:45:27,493 --> 00:45:30,565 -It was fantastic. -Thank you. 475 00:45:31,213 --> 00:45:33,363 And this is King Marchand. 476 00:45:33,453 --> 00:45:34,886 -Pleasure. -Pleasure. 477 00:45:34,973 --> 00:45:38,045 I have to admit that at first I was really annoyed. 478 00:45:38,133 --> 00:45:40,124 King drooled over her. 479 00:45:41,053 --> 00:45:45,171 When he took off his wig I couldn't believe it. 480 00:45:45,893 --> 00:45:47,963 -King still doesn't believe it. -I'm flattered. 481 00:45:48,053 --> 00:45:50,169 I'm glad he came, Mr. Marchand. 482 00:45:50,253 --> 00:45:52,721 -Thank you. -May I introduce you to Mr. Todd? 483 00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:54,646 -Pleasure. -My pleasure. 484 00:45:54,733 --> 00:45:56,246 Miss Cassady. 485 00:45:56,733 --> 00:45:59,167 -Mademoiselle. -Enchanted. 486 00:46:01,013 --> 00:46:02,207 Me too. 487 00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:06,169 -Well, what do you think of our new star? -He thinks it's fake. 488 00:46:06,253 --> 00:46:07,732 -She is very talented. -What? 489 00:46:07,813 --> 00:46:10,566 -He doesn't believe you are a man. -I'll tell you what I think. 490 00:46:10,653 --> 00:46:12,484 -"The." See? -Norma. 491 00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:14,566 -What? -Take a walk. 492 00:46:15,693 --> 00:46:16,648 Certain. 493 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:21,844 Do you want to go for a ride with me? 494 00:46:22,133 --> 00:46:24,727 Miss Cassady, apart from Victor's performance, 495 00:46:24,813 --> 00:46:28,010 take a ride with her it could be the highlight of the evening. 496 00:46:28,933 --> 00:46:32,164 -I love French men. -Me too. 497 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:35,648 -I'll get you something to drink. -Thank you. 498 00:46:44,493 --> 00:46:46,563 You were telling me, Mr. Marchand? 499 00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:50,652 I find it hard to believe that she is a man. 500 00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:53,962 Why do you find me attractive as a woman? 501 00:46:54,613 --> 00:46:56,285 Yes, indeed. 502 00:46:57,933 --> 00:47:00,128 -It happens often. -Not me. 503 00:47:01,773 --> 00:47:04,731 This proves the old saying: "There's always a first time." 504 00:47:04,813 --> 00:47:06,132 I do not believe. 505 00:47:06,773 --> 00:47:09,651 -But he's not 100 percent sure. -Practically. 506 00:47:10,733 --> 00:47:14,123 For a man like her, who believes he could never, 507 00:47:14,213 --> 00:47:17,364 under no circumstances find a man attractive, 508 00:47:18,133 --> 00:47:21,284 the distance between "practically" and "certainly" must be... 509 00:47:21,893 --> 00:47:23,531 equal to the Grand Canyon. 510 00:47:23,613 --> 00:47:25,843 If I were a man, I would punch her. 511 00:47:26,773 --> 00:47:30,083 -To prove he's a man. -This is a woman's answer. 512 00:47:31,053 --> 00:47:35,171 His problem it's that he lets himself be influenced by stereotypes. 513 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:38,406 I think it's very simple: she's a kind of man, 514 00:47:39,133 --> 00:47:41,727 -I another. -And what type is he? 515 00:47:41,813 --> 00:47:46,250 One who doesn't need to prove it neither to himself nor to others. 516 00:47:47,453 --> 00:47:48,488 Excuse me. 517 00:47:53,053 --> 00:47:54,202 Cheers. 518 00:47:57,653 --> 00:47:59,132 He's joking. 519 00:48:00,813 --> 00:48:03,281 Is she really a faggot? 520 00:48:04,373 --> 00:48:06,125 We prefer the word "gay". 521 00:48:08,173 --> 00:48:11,085 But he's so attractive. 522 00:48:12,013 --> 00:48:14,686 It seems like such a waste to me. 523 00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:18,963 -Do you know what I think? -What? 524 00:48:19,053 --> 00:48:23,205 I think the right woman could correct it. 525 00:48:23,373 --> 00:48:26,445 I think the right woman you could correct it too. 526 00:48:28,133 --> 00:48:30,328 Should I forget about men? Impossible! 527 00:48:30,413 --> 00:48:32,722 It just took the words out of my mouth. 528 00:48:33,053 --> 00:48:33,963 Norm? 529 00:48:36,173 --> 00:48:38,812 I still think it's a waste. 530 00:48:38,893 --> 00:48:42,408 If it can console you, I assure you it is not wasted. 531 00:48:44,253 --> 00:48:45,163 Norm? 532 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,082 Au revoir. 533 00:48:53,693 --> 00:48:54,682 Me too. 534 00:48:56,373 --> 00:48:58,682 Come on, get out of the way. Force. 535 00:49:01,893 --> 00:49:03,451 We will see each other. 536 00:49:11,293 --> 00:49:15,127 -Don't leave me alone anymore. -What do you think of King Marchand? 537 00:49:15,213 --> 00:49:19,650 He is arrogant, presumptuous, pain-in-the-ass chauvinist. 538 00:49:19,733 --> 00:49:22,611 -I think I might fall in love with it. -Me too. 539 00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:25,043 I'm telling you he's gay. 540 00:49:25,653 --> 00:49:28,804 I know everything. We talked about it for a long time. 541 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:32,363 They met in Poland and took it to Paris. 542 00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:34,728 It's making a big star out of him. 543 00:49:35,333 --> 00:49:36,607 They are lovers. 544 00:49:36,813 --> 00:49:39,202 I know why you don't want to believe it. 545 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:41,561 ARTISTS ENTRANCE 546 00:49:42,133 --> 00:49:43,646 Can I take you to the hotel? 547 00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:46,645 -That's very kind of you, but... -We would be happy. 548 00:49:47,133 --> 00:49:48,486 -Hotel? -Why not? 549 00:49:56,533 --> 00:49:58,683 I heard you, Norma, I heard you. 550 00:49:58,773 --> 00:50:01,207 I don't understand why you're so angry. 551 00:50:01,293 --> 00:50:04,251 Thank you. I mean that's an understandable mistake. 552 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:08,167 -Shut up, Norma. -But Squash thought it was a woman. 553 00:50:08,453 --> 00:50:11,047 If you think about it, it's really funny. 554 00:50:11,733 --> 00:50:13,405 It's certainly not bad, 555 00:50:13,493 --> 00:50:17,532 but I immediately understood that it was a man. It's the padding. 556 00:50:18,573 --> 00:50:21,610 It doesn't matter how well made they are those costumes. 557 00:50:21,733 --> 00:50:24,486 There are things that cannot be simulated. 558 00:50:24,893 --> 00:50:27,453 Even with hormone injections... 559 00:50:27,533 --> 00:50:30,127 and everything else, a real woman understands. 560 00:50:31,373 --> 00:50:34,410 Can you imagine what Sal Andratti would say... 561 00:50:34,493 --> 00:50:37,883 if he knew that his partner did he fall in love with a transvestite? 562 00:50:40,373 --> 00:50:42,489 -Have you checked under the beds? -Yes. 563 00:50:44,013 --> 00:50:47,210 I know he's supposed to protect you, 564 00:50:47,453 --> 00:50:50,570 but he really has to sleep in our suite? 565 00:50:52,373 --> 00:50:55,968 I always wait who bursts into the room while... 566 00:50:56,373 --> 00:50:57,567 let's make love. 567 00:50:57,653 --> 00:51:00,042 He would just do it if you feel something strange, 568 00:51:00,133 --> 00:51:01,930 like if I got excited. 569 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,161 Why don't you go to... 570 00:51:06,093 --> 00:51:07,970 Listen to me, you idiot! 571 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,927 Mind your own business! 572 00:51:15,493 --> 00:51:17,449 -Good evening, sir. -Good evening. 573 00:51:19,053 --> 00:51:20,327 Thank you, André. 574 00:51:20,613 --> 00:51:23,491 -Hi, Toddy. -Have a good sleep, Victor. 575 00:51:24,893 --> 00:51:27,123 Toddy, this is the Monceau. Where are you going? 576 00:51:27,213 --> 00:51:28,282 In the room. 577 00:51:31,773 --> 00:51:32,922 Entry 578 00:51:35,533 --> 00:51:38,889 -Stop right there. -Toddy, what do you have in mind? 579 00:51:48,493 --> 00:51:50,370 Good heavens! 580 00:51:54,093 --> 00:51:57,165 -When did we move? -During the dress rehearsal. 581 00:51:59,173 --> 00:52:00,845 What if I had failed? 582 00:52:00,933 --> 00:52:04,369 We would have ordered a sumptuous dinner, with room service... 583 00:52:04,453 --> 00:52:07,286 and drank champagne offered by the management. 584 00:52:07,373 --> 00:52:09,170 Then we would jump out the window. 585 00:52:09,253 --> 00:52:13,007 This is why I chose a three-star hotel and I requested... 586 00:52:13,093 --> 00:52:15,049 an apartment above the third floor. 587 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,010 -Toddy. -Monsieur. 588 00:52:18,653 --> 00:52:22,282 - Bathing is a mystical experience. -I can't wait. 589 00:52:25,173 --> 00:52:27,084 When will we be able to afford two rooms? 590 00:52:27,173 --> 00:52:29,562 When we are sure that you are not a meteor. 591 00:52:29,653 --> 00:52:30,972 Hate! 592 00:52:31,053 --> 00:52:35,649 Also, a room and a bed they foster the illusion that we are lovers. 593 00:52:36,733 --> 00:52:39,611 If for some reason we decided to sleep separately, 594 00:52:39,693 --> 00:52:41,684 there is enough space in the tub. 595 00:52:41,773 --> 00:52:46,528 And if we had a guest, can sit in the bidet. 596 00:52:46,933 --> 00:52:47,843 Right. 597 00:52:50,893 --> 00:52:53,965 -I love you. -Me too, sir. 598 00:53:14,173 --> 00:53:16,209 Aren't you coming to bed? 599 00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:21,763 King. 600 00:54:10,293 --> 00:54:12,011 I feel like it. 601 00:54:21,933 --> 00:54:23,605 All right. 602 00:54:48,813 --> 00:54:52,010 -A music lover. -I challenge you to sing a high C. 603 00:54:52,253 --> 00:54:53,971 Only if you sing too. 604 00:54:54,293 --> 00:54:57,251 If I could, I would be the star and you would still be looking... 605 00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:59,847 to exchange your virtue for a meatball. 606 00:55:02,493 --> 00:55:04,688 Speaking of virtues, 607 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:08,127 Were you serious about King Marchand? 608 00:55:09,573 --> 00:55:10,562 And you? 609 00:55:11,733 --> 00:55:15,043 -I asked first. -This is a child's cop-out. 610 00:55:17,133 --> 00:55:20,808 All right. I find him very attractive. 611 00:55:21,213 --> 00:55:22,441 I agree. 612 00:55:23,893 --> 00:55:26,646 I wouldn't mind have a relationship with him. 613 00:55:26,973 --> 00:55:28,167 Not me either. 614 00:55:35,213 --> 00:55:38,728 Pretend to be a man... 615 00:55:39,853 --> 00:55:41,605 It has its drawbacks. 616 00:55:42,893 --> 00:55:44,212 My dear count, 617 00:55:45,893 --> 00:55:48,726 you just told the sacrosanct truth. 618 00:55:55,693 --> 00:55:56,921 Darling. 619 00:56:06,413 --> 00:56:08,563 It's not serious. 620 00:56:17,933 --> 00:56:21,608 It happens to everyone. To men, that is. 621 00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:24,612 We are lucky. 622 00:56:25,373 --> 00:56:28,968 Us women, that is. We can pretend if we have to. 623 00:56:33,013 --> 00:56:35,163 Don't get me wrong. 624 00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:38,369 I've never done it with you. 625 00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:41,451 I mean, pretend. 626 00:56:43,973 --> 00:56:46,328 With you it's... 627 00:56:49,533 --> 00:56:52,093 Like a firework! Always. 628 00:56:54,413 --> 00:56:56,973 Except tonight, because you didn't have it, 629 00:56:57,293 --> 00:57:01,684 so far it's been really great. 630 00:57:04,573 --> 00:57:07,804 And I know for sure... 631 00:57:08,253 --> 00:57:11,962 that this thing shouldn't, sorry for the expression, "go limp". 632 00:57:12,853 --> 00:57:15,970 You can't think about it. You have to forget her. 633 00:57:16,053 --> 00:57:18,726 The more you think about it, the more you worry. 634 00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:23,045 The more you worry, the more you think about it. You think and worry. 635 00:57:23,133 --> 00:57:24,566 Good. 636 00:57:24,853 --> 00:57:28,209 You worry, you think. You enter a vicious circle. 637 00:57:30,133 --> 00:57:34,729 In less than no time, you become "impudent". 638 00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:38,692 What's wrong with that soap? 639 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,447 -Careful. -Son of a bitch! 640 00:57:49,893 --> 00:57:51,121 Calm down, Norma. 641 00:57:52,053 --> 00:57:56,524 Nobody puts soap in my mouth! Not even my mother! 642 00:57:57,413 --> 00:57:58,641 It's very childish. 643 00:57:58,733 --> 00:58:01,452 I'll kill him! And I'll kill you too! 644 00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:06,411 -Muscle mass! -You have to learn to control yourself. 645 00:58:07,493 --> 00:58:10,405 -Hate! -Shit! 646 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,490 Enough now. Fast! 647 00:58:18,893 --> 00:58:22,806 You and your stupid ideas! "Why don't you take her with you to Paris?" 648 00:58:23,053 --> 00:58:25,203 I thought it helped her relax. 649 00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:28,843 -It never helped me relax. -Then send it home. 650 00:58:29,013 --> 00:58:31,447 Because it never occurs to you a good idea? 651 00:58:31,533 --> 00:58:34,127 -For example? -Send it to your home! 652 00:58:34,733 --> 00:58:37,088 He thinks he can boss me around. 653 00:58:37,613 --> 00:58:41,652 He thinks I'll get on the next ship for the United States and it will be over here. 654 00:58:41,773 --> 00:58:44,571 You still have to see some good ones, 655 00:58:44,653 --> 00:58:47,770 Mister big faggot Marchand. 656 00:58:48,653 --> 00:58:51,372 Because Mrs. Cassady, little Norma, 657 00:58:51,453 --> 00:58:54,251 he won't let himself get pushed around. 658 00:59:14,733 --> 00:59:16,405 And don't get your hopes up! 659 00:59:17,773 --> 00:59:20,162 You haven't seen everything yet! 660 00:59:22,853 --> 00:59:24,081 Everything OK? 661 01:04:26,978 --> 01:04:30,448 -What an incredible time! -I thought we left from Chicago. 662 01:04:30,738 --> 01:04:33,127 Can you give it to Count Grazinski, please? 663 01:04:33,218 --> 01:04:34,446 Of course, sir. 664 01:04:35,218 --> 01:04:37,732 -Count Grazinski. -Yes, sir, room 432. 665 01:04:37,818 --> 01:04:38,773 Exact. 666 01:04:54,498 --> 01:04:55,931 Hi, Norma. 667 01:04:59,098 --> 01:05:02,329 -Very funny. Goodnight, Squash. -Goodnight, boss. 668 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,294 Get me the housekeeper, please. 669 01:05:19,938 --> 01:05:23,692 -I thought you were going to bed. -I think I'm having an anxiety attack. 670 01:05:24,098 --> 01:05:26,293 You'd better sleep. 671 01:05:26,378 --> 01:05:29,336 I might feel like it tomorrow morning to play golf. 672 01:05:30,138 --> 01:05:31,856 But, boss, it's snowing outside. 673 01:05:33,698 --> 01:05:35,416 We will use red balls. 674 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:44,006 Yes, Mr. speaks... 675 01:05:45,138 --> 01:05:46,287 King Marchand. 676 01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:50,537 Mr. Todd, suite 432. 677 01:05:50,818 --> 01:05:54,493 Could you bring me some towels, please? 678 01:05:54,578 --> 01:05:56,614 -Of course, sir. -A thousand thanks. 679 01:06:56,338 --> 01:06:57,532 Gentleman? 680 01:08:08,578 --> 01:08:09,488 Good evening. 681 01:08:09,578 --> 01:08:12,775 Good evening, Mr. Todd. Good evening, Count. 682 01:08:13,018 --> 01:08:13,973 Thank you. 683 01:08:44,658 --> 01:08:47,809 The doorman gave me this, but nothing is written there. 684 01:08:48,578 --> 01:08:52,969 Don't forget that tomorrow morning you have an important photo session. 685 01:08:55,058 --> 01:08:57,652 -What's funny? -Look at the bird. 686 01:09:06,898 --> 01:09:10,732 -I have never been so tired. -You're still young. 687 01:09:11,298 --> 01:09:12,856 But not for long. 688 01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:19,136 -I just want a nice hot bath. -I did it once. You will like it a lot. 689 01:09:25,058 --> 01:09:27,618 -Toddy! -Excuse me! 690 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:51,930 It's ridiculous. I'm so tired I can't sleep. 691 01:09:52,098 --> 01:09:54,658 -I'll get you a cognac. -Will it help me sleep? 692 01:09:55,298 --> 01:09:58,495 No, but stay awake it will be more fun. 693 01:11:37,098 --> 01:11:37,769 Here. 694 01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:40,372 It will cheer you up and warm up your attributes. 695 01:11:40,458 --> 01:11:42,813 The problem is that I don't have them. 696 01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:45,651 -Are you hungry? -No, thanks, dear. I'm too tired. 697 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:30,417 What? Who is? 698 01:13:31,338 --> 01:13:33,727 -I could sleep for a week. -What? 699 01:13:34,418 --> 01:13:36,978 I do not understand. What? 700 01:13:38,498 --> 01:13:40,056 What room did you want? 701 01:13:40,698 --> 01:13:41,687 Who? 702 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:45,776 No, I am not Senor Gomez of Barcelona. 703 01:13:46,178 --> 01:13:49,648 Unless it's hidden under the bed, he got the wrong room. 704 01:13:53,378 --> 01:13:54,970 What the heck? 705 01:14:00,418 --> 01:14:02,329 Why did you open the window? 706 01:14:02,898 --> 01:14:04,650 Let it go. Sleep. 707 01:14:06,858 --> 01:14:08,735 -It's freezing! -No wonder. 708 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:13,806 Damnation. 709 01:14:15,378 --> 01:14:17,573 I left the light over there on. 710 01:14:23,138 --> 01:14:25,094 You got the whole floor wet. 711 01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:28,494 You're always complaining. 712 01:14:46,418 --> 01:14:48,693 -Does the heating work in your house? -Yes. 713 01:14:49,138 --> 01:14:50,617 He's really lucky! 714 01:17:58,018 --> 01:18:02,375 Hello, Sal. Thanks for coming. 715 01:18:02,738 --> 01:18:05,730 Norma, what's the problem? 716 01:18:07,378 --> 01:18:11,212 -It's King. -Is he having fun with another babe? 717 01:18:11,298 --> 01:18:13,016 No, another man. 718 01:18:14,218 --> 01:18:16,448 It's terrible. 719 01:18:18,938 --> 01:18:21,054 Repeat what you said. 720 01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:23,971 This is a Polish fennel. 721 01:18:39,138 --> 01:18:42,016 Even when I was a lousy soprano I had a maid. 722 01:18:42,098 --> 01:18:44,658 That he would have sworn that you were a poor soprano... 723 01:18:44,738 --> 01:18:47,650 -and not a first-class impostor. -You trust the tailor. 724 01:18:47,738 --> 01:18:49,933 He trusts me not to reveal things... 725 01:18:50,018 --> 01:18:52,816 which would embarrass his wife and his six children. 726 01:18:52,898 --> 01:18:54,809 You should be ashamed. 727 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:57,856 Shame is a sad emotion invented by bigots... 728 01:18:57,938 --> 01:19:00,247 to exploit the human race. 729 01:19:00,658 --> 01:19:02,888 -Who said this? -I said it. 730 01:19:03,018 --> 01:19:06,010 -You don't believe in shame? -I believe in happiness. 731 01:19:06,898 --> 01:19:07,967 I'm André. 732 01:19:12,138 --> 01:19:16,097 King Marchand offered me a fortune for you to perform in his club. 733 01:19:16,178 --> 01:19:18,373 Could you specify the amount, please? 734 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:21,530 -Ten thousand dollars a week. - A real fortune. 735 01:19:21,938 --> 01:19:24,247 He wants to have dinner with you after the show. 736 01:19:24,338 --> 01:19:27,011 -Do you think you can do it? -I think so. 737 01:19:27,258 --> 01:19:31,456 I'll tell him. Ten thousand a week, ten weeks guaranteed. Let's go fast. 738 01:19:41,378 --> 01:19:43,334 I know what you're thinking. 739 01:19:44,898 --> 01:19:47,492 And you should be ashamed. 740 01:20:02,738 --> 01:20:05,047 At the Count's premiere in Chicago. 741 01:20:05,218 --> 01:20:07,493 To the last evening, may it never arrive. 742 01:20:10,338 --> 01:20:13,375 Do you mind if I do them a personal question? 743 01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:15,449 He'll do it anyway. 744 01:20:15,538 --> 01:20:17,813 I fear the answers more than the questions. 745 01:20:17,898 --> 01:20:21,254 It is obvious that Mr. Bernstein has the task of ensuring... 746 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:22,976 his safety. 747 01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:25,130 This is not a question. 748 01:20:25,658 --> 01:20:27,649 Why is he sitting over there? 749 01:20:27,858 --> 01:20:29,257 Strategic reasons. 750 01:20:30,498 --> 01:20:32,807 Wider vision, clearer line of sight. 751 01:20:32,898 --> 01:20:35,935 -Surely you were in the army. -A couple of times. 752 01:20:36,018 --> 01:20:38,248 Do you mind if I go to him? He seems so lonely. 753 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:41,648 -At all. -I will not interfere with the line of fire. 754 01:20:42,978 --> 01:20:44,206 Incorrigible. 755 01:20:46,498 --> 01:20:48,568 How long have you known Mr. Todd? 756 01:20:49,538 --> 01:20:51,096 For a long time. 757 01:20:52,218 --> 01:20:54,288 Can I ask you a personal question? 758 01:20:54,898 --> 01:20:56,411 A wise man once said: 759 01:20:56,498 --> 01:20:59,137 "It's not the questions that worry me." 760 01:21:00,618 --> 01:21:02,336 What is it about him that attracts you? 761 01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:07,337 She would believe me if I told her that we are in love? 762 01:21:07,418 --> 01:21:08,248 No. 763 01:21:08,498 --> 01:21:11,456 Because homosexuality is unnatural and is it a shame? 764 01:21:13,018 --> 01:21:14,167 According to whom? 765 01:21:15,098 --> 01:21:19,057 Pious churchmen and terrified heterosexuals. 766 01:21:19,138 --> 01:21:20,412 Ah, those. 767 01:21:21,698 --> 01:21:24,132 She smiles, but I don't believe her. 768 01:21:24,578 --> 01:21:26,773 She doesn't smile, but she should. 769 01:21:26,858 --> 01:21:29,372 I'm going to wash my hands. Excuse me. 770 01:21:32,738 --> 01:21:36,253 Does it ever feel to be a sinking ship? 771 01:21:38,058 --> 01:21:40,697 -Always. -There, now he's smiling. 772 01:21:41,298 --> 01:21:43,129 When he smiles he lights up. 773 01:21:43,218 --> 01:21:44,776 That's a strange thing to say. 774 01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:47,452 -In what sense? -Among men. 775 01:21:51,538 --> 01:21:54,928 Toddy and Mr. Bernstein they found something in common. 776 01:21:56,938 --> 01:22:01,773 Cassell told me that Mr. Todd was the main attraction at Chez Lui. 777 01:22:01,898 --> 01:22:03,172 Do you know Chez Lui? 778 01:22:03,258 --> 01:22:06,489 No, but I thought about that later we could drop by... 779 01:22:06,578 --> 01:22:08,330 and she could instruct me. 780 01:22:08,898 --> 01:22:10,854 I have a feeling that instructing her... 781 01:22:10,938 --> 01:22:14,772 it would be as useless as teaching a lion to appreciate red meat. 782 01:22:16,618 --> 01:22:17,687 A cigar? 783 01:22:31,378 --> 01:22:32,572 I can? 784 01:22:33,498 --> 01:22:34,453 Please. 785 01:22:53,058 --> 01:22:54,093 Thank you. 786 01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:45,290 -Look, it's Victor. -Toddy, what a pleasure! 787 01:23:45,378 --> 01:23:47,972 -This way, please. -Look, it's Victor. 788 01:23:48,738 --> 01:23:52,697 I have a table for you. The best. It's a real pleasure. 789 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:56,971 It's Victor! 790 01:24:15,378 --> 01:24:17,687 A bottle of champagne, please. 791 01:24:18,418 --> 01:24:19,294 Thank you. 792 01:24:19,378 --> 01:24:22,814 Take this to the table over there. They are special guests. 793 01:24:54,818 --> 01:24:57,412 Friends! 794 01:24:57,738 --> 01:25:00,810 Tonight I have the joy and honor of having here... 795 01:25:00,898 --> 01:25:03,696 one of the greatest showmen of our times. 796 01:25:03,778 --> 01:25:06,531 Paris celebrity, Victor! 797 01:25:17,018 --> 01:25:19,213 Maybe Victor... 798 01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:22,137 he will do us the honor of singing something. 799 01:25:36,018 --> 01:25:38,168 Give us a C with your left hand, Sid. 800 01:26:13,218 --> 01:26:15,129 I've wanted to do this my whole life. 801 01:26:40,298 --> 01:26:41,777 -Harmony to me. -OK. 802 01:26:51,778 --> 01:26:53,814 This way. 803 01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,529 -I taught him everything. -That's why he has so little left. 804 01:26:59,618 --> 01:27:01,449 I'll make you pay for this. 805 01:27:07,978 --> 01:27:09,650 A very difficult step. 806 01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:11,769 How many stories. 807 01:27:17,258 --> 01:27:20,170 -This way, please. -Excuse me. 808 01:27:24,058 --> 01:27:28,131 -Fun. And what do we do now? -It's your fault. Think about it. 809 01:27:31,858 --> 01:27:33,689 -I can? -I would be flattered. 810 01:27:38,578 --> 01:27:40,728 -You're driving again. -Excuse me. 811 01:27:50,258 --> 01:27:52,533 -Why did we come here? -It's the most "in" place. 812 01:27:52,618 --> 01:27:55,291 Joe, don't argue with me. That's how it is. 813 01:27:55,658 --> 01:27:57,296 -Silence! -Waiter! 814 01:27:58,258 --> 01:28:00,169 What should we do? Stand? 815 01:28:00,258 --> 01:28:02,977 -Haven't you booked? -Of course I booked. 816 01:28:03,058 --> 01:28:05,049 -Let us sit down! -Please, it's Victor! 817 01:28:05,138 --> 01:28:08,653 -I don't care who the hell he is! -Silence! 818 01:28:09,858 --> 01:28:10,813 This way. 819 01:28:14,698 --> 01:28:15,892 Hate! 820 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:19,097 Damn bastard! 821 01:28:20,098 --> 01:28:21,656 Stay away from me! 822 01:28:28,258 --> 01:28:30,897 No! Please! 823 01:28:38,978 --> 01:28:39,933 You! 824 01:28:40,938 --> 01:28:44,248 Gentlemen! This is a respectable venue! 825 01:28:46,898 --> 01:28:47,933 Please! 826 01:29:01,058 --> 01:29:03,492 -I am very sorry! -Me too! 827 01:29:12,578 --> 01:29:13,897 Enough, please! 828 01:29:23,418 --> 01:29:25,170 The cockroach! 829 01:30:03,698 --> 01:30:06,053 Stop! Stop! 830 01:30:23,938 --> 01:30:25,769 I don't care if you're a man. 831 01:30:32,258 --> 01:30:34,613 I'm not a man. 832 01:30:36,978 --> 01:30:38,616 I don't care myself. 833 01:30:57,538 --> 01:31:02,168 -The cockroach! -I've never seen her before. 834 01:31:04,738 --> 01:31:05,807 Mr. Labisse! 835 01:31:38,098 --> 01:31:40,248 Hate! I am sorry! I thought... 836 01:31:44,018 --> 01:31:45,417 I'm very sorry. 837 01:31:46,978 --> 01:31:49,651 I am sincerely sorry. 838 01:31:56,298 --> 01:31:58,812 Squash. 839 01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:02,896 Hey, Squash. I know what you're thinking. 840 01:32:03,778 --> 01:32:04,972 No, he doesn't know. 841 01:32:06,578 --> 01:32:09,172 Suddenly she changed my whole life. 842 01:32:09,418 --> 01:32:11,534 Not the kind of shot you think of. 843 01:32:12,858 --> 01:32:14,086 Listen, boss, 844 01:32:15,578 --> 01:32:18,888 if someone like you has the courage to admit that he is gay... 845 01:32:22,098 --> 01:32:23,577 I can do it too. 846 01:32:28,978 --> 01:32:30,616 It made me so happy. 847 01:32:46,258 --> 01:32:47,452 You know, I... 848 01:33:01,698 --> 01:33:03,768 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 849 01:33:05,498 --> 01:33:08,729 This trip to Paris is proving to be a revelation a little more... 850 01:33:09,898 --> 01:33:11,490 strange than expected. 851 01:33:13,978 --> 01:33:15,127 A thousand thanks. 852 01:33:17,338 --> 01:33:21,092 -I didn't mean you. -Why not? 853 01:33:21,178 --> 01:33:24,215 A woman pretending to be a man who pretends to... 854 01:33:24,298 --> 01:33:26,766 -You can stop pretending. -To do what? 855 01:33:26,858 --> 01:33:28,211 Be yourself. 856 01:33:28,658 --> 01:33:29,932 Meaning what? 857 01:33:30,018 --> 01:33:32,657 What do you mean? You are a woman in love with a man. 858 01:33:32,738 --> 01:33:35,810 -Yes. -But do we understand each other? 859 01:33:36,898 --> 01:33:40,288 You said, "A woman in love of a man", but you haven't finished. 860 01:33:40,378 --> 01:33:42,175 OK. What is the conclusion? 861 01:33:43,338 --> 01:33:46,853 A woman in love with a man, who pretends to be a man. 862 01:33:46,938 --> 01:33:49,213 I said you can stop pretending. 863 01:33:49,378 --> 01:33:51,573 But I don't think I want that. 864 01:33:53,218 --> 01:33:55,573 Now I'm a star. I'm successful. 865 01:33:55,978 --> 01:33:56,933 Yep... 866 01:33:58,698 --> 01:34:00,097 And not only that. 867 01:34:00,898 --> 01:34:03,776 I find all this fascinating. 868 01:34:05,698 --> 01:34:07,973 As a man I can do things... 869 01:34:08,058 --> 01:34:10,253 which I could never do as a woman. 870 01:34:11,138 --> 01:34:13,527 -I am emancipated. -Emancipated? 871 01:34:13,818 --> 01:34:16,730 Let's put it this way, I have no masters. 872 01:34:17,338 --> 01:34:19,374 You should be able to figure it out. 873 01:34:19,458 --> 01:34:22,973 To be honest, I find it difficult to understand many things. 874 01:34:26,698 --> 01:34:30,327 If we have a future together it is important that you understand. 875 01:34:30,658 --> 01:34:32,410 I want to understand. 876 01:34:32,498 --> 01:34:35,251 It would be fair to ask you to leave your job? 877 01:34:35,338 --> 01:34:38,694 -That would be ridiculous. -But you expect me to leave mine. 878 01:34:38,858 --> 01:34:42,646 -There's a difference, by God! -Exactly, but it shouldn't be there. 879 01:34:42,938 --> 01:34:45,930 It's not me the one who pretends to be someone else. 880 01:34:46,018 --> 01:34:47,974 Let's put ourselves in each other's shoes. 881 01:34:48,058 --> 01:34:52,131 Let's say you are a man and I am a woman who pretends to be a man. 882 01:34:53,858 --> 01:34:56,770 I think it depends a lot by the reason why you do it. 883 01:34:56,858 --> 01:34:59,213 You said it was important for me to understand. 884 01:34:59,298 --> 01:35:01,493 -It's important that you understand too. -Right. 885 01:35:01,578 --> 01:35:03,648 Love is a two-way street. 886 01:35:04,138 --> 01:35:07,210 -Why did I say that? -I don't know, but what did you mean? 887 01:35:08,098 --> 01:35:11,249 You said that if we have a future together... 888 01:35:11,338 --> 01:35:13,488 What do you mean by future? 889 01:35:13,898 --> 01:35:15,809 -Will we live together? -Perhaps. 890 01:35:15,938 --> 01:35:17,974 -Shall we go to bed? -Hopefully. 891 01:35:18,098 --> 01:35:20,009 While you continue to work? 892 01:35:20,618 --> 01:35:22,734 -Yes. -Pretending to be a man. 893 01:35:24,418 --> 01:35:26,568 If I didn't do it, I wouldn't have any job. 894 01:35:26,658 --> 01:35:30,970 And while we will live and go to bed together, what will people think? 895 01:35:31,058 --> 01:35:34,255 I imagine he will think that you live and sleep with a man. 896 01:35:34,338 --> 01:35:37,296 -And it doesn't bother you? -He will think of me himself! 897 01:35:37,378 --> 01:35:39,334 -You are a woman. -People don't know. 898 01:35:39,418 --> 01:35:39,895 You do. 899 01:35:39,978 --> 01:35:42,890 And you know you're a man! I don't see the difference. 900 01:35:42,978 --> 01:35:44,809 We will live a lie. 901 01:35:47,258 --> 01:35:50,330 I don't think this is it to really bother you. 902 01:35:51,258 --> 01:35:55,410 If you think I care that people you think I'm a faggot, you're right. 903 01:35:57,058 --> 01:35:58,810 Then we have a problem. 904 01:35:59,298 --> 01:36:00,617 I guess so. 905 01:36:06,978 --> 01:36:09,014 Maybe it's better this way. 906 01:36:09,898 --> 01:36:12,412 This sentence is almost as bad as mine. 907 01:36:14,218 --> 01:36:18,655 It's not original, but on the other hand it is prophetic. 908 01:36:20,898 --> 01:36:23,571 I would end up asking you to stop to be a gangster, 909 01:36:23,658 --> 01:36:27,207 because I would be afraid that everyone they thought I was your accomplice. 910 01:36:27,298 --> 01:36:28,811 I'm not a gangster. 911 01:36:29,858 --> 01:36:31,610 But you have the bodyguard. 912 01:36:31,698 --> 01:36:34,053 A man who deals with gangsters... 913 01:36:34,138 --> 01:36:36,971 and he doesn't have a bodyguard it doesn't have a long life. 914 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:39,492 A man who deals with gangsters... 915 01:36:39,578 --> 01:36:43,457 and pretends not to be one of them It seems very similar to what I do. 916 01:36:45,058 --> 01:36:46,935 We are both simulators. 917 01:36:47,858 --> 01:36:50,656 And that's not a good basis for a relationship. 918 01:37:00,418 --> 01:37:02,693 But it was fun while it lasted. 919 01:37:29,138 --> 01:37:31,652 -Nice evening? -Up to a certain point. 920 01:37:32,938 --> 01:37:36,214 -What happened to you? -Nothing much. They arrested us. 921 01:37:36,418 --> 01:37:38,886 Andrè's lawyer paid the bail. 922 01:37:42,978 --> 01:37:44,809 Remember Mr. Bernstein? 923 01:37:44,898 --> 01:37:46,217 Count Grazinski. 924 01:37:48,378 --> 01:37:49,731 Mr. Bernstein. 925 01:37:52,258 --> 01:37:53,532 -Squash? -Yes. 926 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:56,576 -Can I ask you a personal question? -After you. 927 01:37:58,978 --> 01:38:03,176 How long... When did you find out... 928 01:38:03,298 --> 01:38:04,936 When did I know I was gay? 929 01:38:05,018 --> 01:38:07,452 I've always known it. 930 01:38:07,698 --> 01:38:09,416 But I've known you for 15 years! 931 01:38:09,538 --> 01:38:12,450 You know a lot, boss. He would be surprised. 932 01:38:13,098 --> 01:38:14,850 You were a great football player. 933 01:38:14,938 --> 01:38:19,773 I've never seen a meaner one, tough and tough in my life. 934 01:38:20,418 --> 01:38:23,455 If you don't want guys they call you a fagot... 935 01:38:23,538 --> 01:38:26,848 you have to become a tough player, hard and bastard. 936 01:38:30,818 --> 01:38:33,093 Why don't you watch where you're stepping? 937 01:38:37,538 --> 01:38:40,496 He says it was his fault and suggests she apologize. 938 01:38:40,578 --> 01:38:41,647 -Really? -After you. 939 01:38:41,738 --> 01:38:45,253 No. You can tell him that if he wants an apology... 940 01:38:45,978 --> 01:38:49,368 just put on your gloves and see you in the ring. 941 01:38:53,938 --> 01:38:56,498 Give him 10 minutes. It will be a pleasure. 942 01:38:56,578 --> 01:38:57,693 Really? 943 01:39:00,258 --> 01:39:03,728 "It will be a pleasure!" Who the hell does he think he is? 944 01:39:03,818 --> 01:39:06,730 Guy Langois, the French middleweight champion. 945 01:39:07,338 --> 01:39:10,330 But don't worry. He's gay. 946 01:39:51,458 --> 01:39:53,130 -Mr. Bernstein. -Count. 947 01:40:01,218 --> 01:40:03,732 I think we should try to live together. 948 01:40:04,778 --> 01:40:06,257 Your house or my house? 949 01:40:14,458 --> 01:40:16,050 -Monsieur Labisse? -Yes. 950 01:40:26,018 --> 01:40:30,409 He called me. I'm Charles Bovin, private investigator. 951 01:40:30,658 --> 01:40:33,968 Well. There's one thing that I want him to discover for me. 952 01:40:34,818 --> 01:40:37,207 -At your service. -Be careful. 953 01:40:37,818 --> 01:40:39,934 I'm always careful. 954 01:40:40,418 --> 01:40:42,056 That stool is broken. 955 01:40:42,898 --> 01:40:43,933 Really? 956 01:40:45,898 --> 01:40:47,092 What are you thinking? 957 01:40:47,818 --> 01:40:52,528 Nothing in particular. To many things, I imagine. 958 01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:58,971 I want to make a deal. 959 01:41:01,058 --> 01:41:04,653 No secrets and no hard feelings. 960 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:09,367 If something bothers us, we say it. 961 01:41:09,858 --> 01:41:10,847 All right. 962 01:41:12,178 --> 01:41:14,294 And we don't plan for the future. 963 01:41:14,778 --> 01:41:17,372 We live day by day. 964 01:41:20,418 --> 01:41:21,612 Done deal. 965 01:44:47,938 --> 01:44:50,498 He has a good right foot. He doesn't use it. 966 01:44:51,338 --> 01:44:55,968 Here's the right! The right, I told you. He's got it in his hands. 967 01:44:57,138 --> 01:44:59,447 Drop him a hook! 968 01:45:01,338 --> 01:45:02,327 Yes! 969 01:45:02,818 --> 01:45:04,137 Well! 970 01:46:29,218 --> 01:46:30,651 Is something wrong? 971 01:46:33,658 --> 01:46:36,934 We've been having dinner in our room for a week. 972 01:46:37,058 --> 01:46:39,777 When we go out after the show then you're so tired... 973 01:46:39,858 --> 01:46:44,170 that you spend the next day sleeping. So we go to bed pretty early... 974 01:46:44,258 --> 01:46:47,011 and we manage to pass a few afternoons together. 975 01:46:50,138 --> 01:46:52,732 -Do you know what I would really like? -What? 976 01:46:53,938 --> 01:46:57,647 Lose a few afternoons and go dancing. 977 01:46:59,138 --> 01:46:59,934 To dance? 978 01:47:41,418 --> 01:47:42,646 Let's go. 979 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:51,769 LE MATELOT PRIVATE CLUB 980 01:47:56,418 --> 01:47:58,409 Take her back to the hotel. We will see each other later. 981 01:47:58,498 --> 01:48:01,012 -Boss. -Do what I told you, okay? 982 01:48:01,098 --> 01:48:02,975 Don't worry about me. Go. 983 01:48:18,498 --> 01:48:20,375 I just wanted to go dancing. 984 01:48:21,698 --> 01:48:26,726 Two men dancing together they would look a little strange at the Ritz. 985 01:48:29,698 --> 01:48:33,008 I guess that's the problem it's that we're not really two men. 986 01:48:35,818 --> 01:48:37,854 I guess that's the problem. 987 01:48:46,978 --> 01:48:48,934 Stopped. Driver, go back. 988 01:49:43,538 --> 01:49:44,493 Milk. 989 01:49:49,578 --> 01:49:51,887 Cow's milk or mother's milk? 990 01:49:57,658 --> 01:49:59,888 How about your sister's? 991 01:50:13,498 --> 01:50:14,453 Shit! 992 01:50:38,858 --> 01:50:40,291 You came back early. 993 01:50:41,978 --> 01:50:43,934 I think I'm a bachelor again. 994 01:50:45,138 --> 01:50:46,491 It's better that way. 995 01:50:47,018 --> 01:50:51,091 Mr. Bernstein was starting to leave its shape in the mattress. 996 01:50:53,058 --> 01:50:54,377 Oh, Toddy. 997 01:50:56,018 --> 01:50:58,816 I'm so in love and I don't know what to do. 998 01:50:59,658 --> 01:51:03,446 Here, I can't stand to see a grown man crying. 999 01:51:30,058 --> 01:51:31,127 There you are. 1000 01:51:44,258 --> 01:51:46,135 -You're really lucky, boss. -Lucky? 1001 01:51:46,218 --> 01:51:48,334 Nothing was broken. 1002 01:51:48,418 --> 01:51:51,296 I couldn't feel worse if I had broken everything. 1003 01:51:54,258 --> 01:51:56,294 Have you ever seen so many bruises? 1004 01:51:57,858 --> 01:52:00,088 Yes, on an entire football team. 1005 01:52:01,018 --> 01:52:04,215 I feel like I've spent the night in a concrete mixer. 1006 01:52:13,378 --> 01:52:14,697 Hello, fagot. 1007 01:52:15,778 --> 01:52:18,736 I knew it was too good to last. 1008 01:52:19,618 --> 01:52:20,733 Stopped. 1009 01:52:21,258 --> 01:52:22,771 Raise your head. 1010 01:52:23,218 --> 01:52:24,412 Just a little. 1011 01:52:25,298 --> 01:52:28,131 -Victor doesn't look good. -Nothing serious. 1012 01:52:28,218 --> 01:52:31,494 A few nights in hand by a specialist and it will be as good as new. 1013 01:52:31,578 --> 01:52:33,250 -Well. -Victor, dear, 1014 01:52:33,538 --> 01:52:37,372 you think you could look a little less funereal? 1015 01:52:39,218 --> 01:52:40,446 Rene, dear. 1016 01:52:40,698 --> 01:52:43,371 -Yes? -Why don't you go get fried? 1017 01:52:45,018 --> 01:52:48,055 -I would like you to think about it. -I thought about it. 1018 01:52:48,138 --> 01:52:51,289 In the last two weeks I thought about it a lot. 1019 01:52:51,618 --> 01:52:55,770 During the last sleepless night I thought about it all the time. 1020 01:52:57,018 --> 01:52:59,816 I have come to the conclusion that it's not worth it. 1021 01:52:59,898 --> 01:53:02,128 I'm very unhappy and I shouldn't be... 1022 01:53:02,218 --> 01:53:04,288 because there is an alternative. 1023 01:53:05,178 --> 01:53:08,295 Tonight Count Grazinski will perform for the last time. 1024 01:53:08,698 --> 01:53:12,532 Tomorrow I will announce to the world who is actually Victoria Grant... 1025 01:53:12,738 --> 01:53:15,571 and maybe I'll get lucky to celebrate my femininity... 1026 01:53:15,658 --> 01:53:17,410 as Mrs. King Marchand. 1027 01:53:21,418 --> 01:53:22,487 At that time? 1028 01:53:23,058 --> 01:53:25,936 So what? Did you decide. 1029 01:53:28,418 --> 01:53:30,136 I want your blessing. 1030 01:53:31,578 --> 01:53:33,409 Can I open the door first? 1031 01:53:40,738 --> 01:53:42,854 -There's a little problem. -Welcome. 1032 01:53:42,938 --> 01:53:44,337 What happens? 1033 01:53:44,418 --> 01:53:48,206 King's partner, Sal Andratti, he arrived with two of his henchmen. 1034 01:53:49,978 --> 01:53:53,209 Sal put up the money for the club, but the mafia doesn't believe... 1035 01:53:53,298 --> 01:53:55,892 homosexuality an acceptable lifestyle. 1036 01:53:56,138 --> 01:53:58,129 You can kill them, but not kiss them. 1037 01:54:11,858 --> 01:54:15,055 Come on, Mr. Bernstein. 1038 01:54:27,938 --> 01:54:32,454 -Your lawyer saw it. He says it's OK. -Reassuring. How is my lawyer? 1039 01:54:32,978 --> 01:54:34,570 It is the picture of health. 1040 01:54:34,658 --> 01:54:36,569 Lipstick and nightgown? 1041 01:54:37,658 --> 01:54:40,047 Do you take turns playing the girl? 1042 01:54:40,378 --> 01:54:42,016 It's disgusting! 1043 01:54:42,298 --> 01:54:43,936 I know. It's horrible! 1044 01:54:46,658 --> 01:54:49,570 Jesus, King, a guy like you? We grew up together. 1045 01:54:49,658 --> 01:54:52,172 Maybe it has to do with this. 1046 01:54:58,138 --> 01:55:01,050 Come on, Sal, you know that my other half it's worth ten times more. 1047 01:55:01,138 --> 01:55:02,651 Signature. 1048 01:55:19,778 --> 01:55:21,052 Hi sweetie. 1049 01:55:22,698 --> 01:55:24,689 -Hi, Sal. -Who the hell are you? 1050 01:55:24,778 --> 01:55:27,417 Remember the pressure, sweetie. 1051 01:55:27,898 --> 01:55:30,412 -This is the count and this is... -"Ciccino"? 1052 01:55:31,098 --> 01:55:32,770 This is Mr. Toddy. 1053 01:55:33,618 --> 01:55:37,054 They were lovers before Darling arrived. 1054 01:55:37,298 --> 01:55:39,209 -Disgusting! -They are perverts. 1055 01:55:39,298 --> 01:55:41,095 "Darling"? Can I say a few words to you? 1056 01:55:41,178 --> 01:55:43,408 -What do you want? -They will change your life. 1057 01:55:43,498 --> 01:55:46,808 -Sal! Take it out... -Stop! 1058 01:55:52,018 --> 01:55:54,612 What... What are you doing? 1059 01:55:58,538 --> 01:55:59,687 Hate! 1060 01:56:01,658 --> 01:56:04,889 What are you... Oh God! 1061 01:56:05,338 --> 01:56:07,135 What's happening? 1062 01:56:09,178 --> 01:56:10,293 Wait! 1063 01:56:14,018 --> 01:56:15,337 Lock it up. 1064 01:56:16,858 --> 01:56:18,735 What's going on in there? 1065 01:56:19,058 --> 01:56:21,492 You are in a lot of trouble. 1066 01:56:24,818 --> 01:56:28,970 Double agent motherfucker! It's a woman. 1067 01:56:55,178 --> 01:56:58,966 Labisse is coming with the police. He says you are not a man. 1068 01:57:01,138 --> 01:57:02,332 Stay there. 1069 01:57:11,178 --> 01:57:13,692 -Yes? -I am Inspector Bernheim. 1070 01:57:14,018 --> 01:57:15,690 -Yes? -Step aside. 1071 01:57:15,898 --> 01:57:18,207 I know all about your Count Grazinski. 1072 01:57:18,498 --> 01:57:21,251 When the inspector will have unmasked the impostor... 1073 01:57:21,338 --> 01:57:22,088 "Impostor"? 1074 01:57:22,178 --> 01:57:26,490 Yes, impostor. You will be arrested on charges of public fraud! 1075 01:57:28,218 --> 01:57:29,697 Please, Inspector. 1076 01:57:45,698 --> 01:57:46,653 At that time? 1077 01:57:47,058 --> 01:57:48,013 -Idiot! -What? 1078 01:57:48,098 --> 01:57:49,816 -That's a man. -It can't be. 1079 01:57:49,898 --> 01:57:53,811 When I entered, the person in the room she was naked from the waist down. 1080 01:57:53,898 --> 01:57:58,130 If that was a woman, she was wearing the most incredible costume ever seen. 1081 01:57:58,218 --> 01:57:59,856 Wait. There is an error. 1082 01:57:59,938 --> 01:58:02,930 It can't be. I hired a private detective and... 1083 01:58:04,538 --> 01:58:05,493 Quick. 1084 01:58:45,098 --> 01:58:46,417 Ladies and gentlemen, 1085 01:58:46,498 --> 01:58:49,888 once again we are pleased to present the only, 1086 01:58:50,378 --> 01:58:52,892 the unrepeatable Victoria! 1087 02:00:57,218 --> 02:00:59,891 Monsieur Labisse, my fee. 1088 02:01:21,138 --> 02:01:22,332 Hate! 1089 02:01:29,058 --> 02:01:30,730 Where the hell are they? 1090 02:01:40,978 --> 02:01:42,206 Beast! 1091 02:02:24,578 --> 02:02:26,011 A huge success. 1092 02:02:33,098 --> 02:02:34,167 Is that all? 1093 02:03:08,458 --> 02:03:09,811 Ugly fagots. 1094 02:03:28,098 --> 02:03:29,213 Bravo! 1095 02:03:40,498 --> 02:03:41,613 Bravo! 1096 02:03:48,618 --> 02:03:49,971 Bravo! 1097 02:03:56,738 --> 02:03:57,853 Bravo! 1098 02:04:05,218 --> 02:04:06,890 You were wonderful! 1099 02:04:07,578 --> 02:04:09,933 And I don't want to see you anymore. 1100 02:04:12,258 --> 02:04:15,933 Or maybe yes. These are the last roses I will see. 1101 02:04:20,658 --> 02:04:21,693 For you. 1102 02:07:44,138 --> 02:07:47,130 Italian subtitles by SOFTITLER